Ask A Genius 1110: Keeping Everything in Place…ya know, down there
Author(s): Rick Rosner and Scott Douglas Jacobsen
Publication (Outlet/Website): Ask A Genius
Publication Date (yyyy/mm/dd): 2024/09/27
Scott Douglas Jacobsen: Quick question: are you a fan of boxers or briefs?
Rick Rosner: For most of my life, I wore tighty whities because I’ve got varicose veins and need support—my balls flop around otherwise. I could never wear old-school boxers where everything is just flapping. But tighty whities got creepy, so now I wear boxer briefs. They have longer legs than tighty whities but still give support. My balls don’t sag, and that’s important, especially as you get older. There are horror stories of older men sitting on their balls and popping them.
Rosner: I’ve seen videos of men being surprised when they accidentally sit on their balls. It’s rough. It would help if you had everything in place.
Rick Rosner, American Comedy Writer, www.rickrosner.org
Scott Douglas Jacobsen, Independent Journalist, www.in-sightpublishing.com
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