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Ask A Genius 815: Pete Davidson’s Dick

2023-12-26

Author(s): Scott Douglas Jacobsen and Rick Rosner

Publication (Outlet/Website): Ask A Genius

Publication Date (yyyy/mm/dd): 2022/11/14

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Rick Rosner: Pete Davidson is going out with another very pretty woman, Emily Ratajkowski. She is a model turned actress and author. She’s the girl from Alan Thicke’s kid , like from 10 years ago or eight years ago ‘Blurred Lines.’ Anyway, this has caused a lot of consternation among men  in an interesting way. Do you know Pete Davidson?

Scott Douglas Jacobsen: I know him. I know the controversies in America around him. I am not surprised at these partnerships at all.

Rosner: All right, so women on Twitter will argue “Well of course he’s very successful at dating because he’s funny, he’s a nice guy” A rumor has it that he has a 10 inch dick or just some enormous penis; a rumor that has been reinforced by the theory that Kanye made all these anti-Semitic statements because, though I think he’s made him in the past too I don’t know, but because Pete Davidson is half Jewish and Kanye said that some Jew with a 10 inch dick is or was banging my ex or something like that. And everybody was thinking that’s Pete Davidson.

Women are all tweeting they can totally understand, that they would go out with Pete Davidson. And then men are very frustrated by this. They’re like “What the fuck?!” I would argue that it’s very frustrating to a lot of men that Pete Davidson does so well, A, because it’s not them doing so well but B, because Pete Davidson has things that are unattainable. When I first started trying to get a girlfriend I was during the pumping iron days of the mid late 70s and the understanding was if you got all muscle-y, girls would like you and that seemed detainable and was. It wouldn’t help you that much but it would help you some. But fucking being funny is, you can’t body build being funny. So guys look at Pete Davidson like he seems like a weirdo to me, whatever he’s got is ineffable, though they don’t know the word ineffable, to me I can’t do that. I can’t give myself a big penis if that’s what he’s like, if that’s part of the package. He just looks like a goofball to me and that just adds to the frustration because it doesn’t offer guys a clear path to sexual success.

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