Ask A Genius 799: Addendum to 798
Author(s): Scott Douglas Jacobsen and Rick Rosner
Publication (Outlet/Website): Ask A Genius
Publication Date (yyyy/mm/dd): 2022/10/13
[Recording Start]
Scott Douglas Jacobsen: Addendum to previous session. Please go ahead.
Rick Rosner: All right, I can talk about my own penis and balls. I have fairly large balls because I have varicose veins and my balls in addition to having my testicles also contain a lot of extra vein material and so they’ve just got more stuff in them. So they’re pretty substantial.
Jacobsen: They’re packed.
Rosner: Yeah and also I look pretty reasonably hung for two reasons, well two and a half reasons. One is, I’m ridiculously skinny; very skinny thighs which makes my penis look relatively larger, there’s no plumpness to hide my stuff and also the girth compared to my skinny thighs looks a little girth-y in comparison and it is pretty girth-y because I’ve been jacking off for nearly about 53 years. Basically, so I’ve been yanking on that thing for 53 years. So it gets it’s probably gotten somewhat stretched out. I suspect, there’s a thing called a vacuum pump that has been sold for time and memorial for probably the last 70 years for to freaks who want to make their penises bigger. It’s like sticking your dick in a vacuum cleaner which you shouldn’t do because you could have it caught or torn off but the penis pump creates a vacuum that sucks your penis larger inside this chamber. I would think that if you do that religiously you might damage your penis in such a way that it gets bigger.
I may have done something similar to some extent just by jacking off eighteen thousand times. Reason second and a half is I’ve learned the trick to making your penis look bigger quickly. That is that you don’t want to do it in front of people because it’s a weird thing to do but if you’re going to be naked in front of like somebody new or if you’re going to be stripping, find a private place, grab your helmet and just pull down for maybe three seconds, five seconds and by stretching your penis out you will compel blood to flow into this longer structure that you’ve created by stretching your penis and it’s blood that gives you an erection. When you have a hard on it’s because your penis is full of blood and a little gate has shut off at the base of your penis to keep that blood in there to make your penis a blood water balloon.
So by grabbing your penis and stretching it, you’ve pulled enough blood into your dick that it will for a while look maybe an inch longer um than it would have if you hadn’t pulled on it or maybe a lot longer if you’re in a situation where you’re nervous or cold or exerting yourself, causing your penis to retract. If you’re in a situation where it’s your pubes and just your helmet and you want to rectify that for at least a couple minutes, grab the helmet just pull on your penis and it’ll stretch out for a while.
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