A man without a lobbyist …
Publisher: In-Sight Publishing
Publisher Founding: April 1, 2014
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Location: Fort Langley, Township of Langley, British Columbia, Canada
Journal: In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal
Journal Founding: August 2, 2012
Frequency: Three (3) Times Per Year
Review Status: Non-Peer-Reviewed
Access: Electronic/Digital & Open Access
Fees: None (Free)
Volume Numbering: 11
Issue Numbering: 3
Section: B
Theme Type: Idea
Theme Premise: “Outliers and Outsiders”
Theme Part: 28
Formal Sub-Theme: None.
Individual Publication Date: May 15, 2023
Issue Publication Date: September 1, 2023
Author(s): Richard May
Author(s) Bio: Richard May (“May-Tzu”/“MayTzu”/“Mayzi”) is a Member of the Mega Society based on a qualifying score on the Mega Test (before 1995) prior to the compromise of the Mega Test and Co-Editor of Noesis: The Journal of the Mega Society. In self-description, May states: “Not even forgotten in the cosmic microwave background (CMB), I’m an Amish yuppie, born near the rarified regions of Laputa, then and often, above suburban Boston. I’ve done occasional consulting and frequent Sisyphean shlepping. Kafka and Munch have been my therapists and allies. Occasionally I’ve strived to descend from the mists to attain the mythic orientation known as having one’s feet upon the Earth. An ailurophile and a cerebrotonic ectomorph, I write for beings which do not, and never will, exist — writings for no one. I’ve been awarded an M.A. degree, mirabile dictu, in the humanities/philosophy, and U.S. patent for a board game of possible interest to extraterrestrials. I’m a member of the Mega Society, the Omega Society and formerly of Mensa. I’m the founder of the Exa Society, the transfinite Aleph-3 Society and of the renowned Laputans Manqué. I’m a biographee in Who’s Who in the Brane World. My interests include the realization of the idea of humans as incomplete beings with the capacity to complete their own evolution by effecting a change in their being and consciousness. In a moment of presence to myself in inner silence, when I see Richard May’s non-being, ‘I’ am. You can meet me if you go to an empty room.” Some other resources include Stains Upon the Silence: something for no one, McGinnis Genealogy of Crown Point, New York: Hiram Porter McGinnis, Swines List, Solipsist Soliloquies, Board Game, Lulu blog, Memoir of a Non-Irish Non-Jew, and May-Tzu’s posterous.
Word Count: 164
Image Credit: Richard May
International Standard Serial Number (ISSN): 2369-6885
*Please see the footnotes, bibliography, and citations, after the publication.*
Keywords: aliens, Baptist, Christian, Craphappy, Father, Jesus, Jewish, Mexico, Monsanto, pagans, Richard May, Texas, Uranium.
A man without a lobbyist …
Jesus was a Christian, a moose skinner,
most probably a Baptist with an assault rifle from Texas.
He said the Jews, pagans and all non-Christians would burn
in the hell of the loving Father for eternity,
because they did not say that they were ‘saved’ Christians.
Jesus taught that Stem Cells were complete human beings.
But Jesus said, “A man without a lobbyist is medical waste.”
He loved depleted Uranium and Monsanto’s patented crop seeds.
If someone came to Jesus to be healed, he denounced health care as socialism;
asked the sick person if he had health insurance
and said just drop dead and go see Jesus,
if and only if you’re a saved Christian without sufficient lobbyists.
Jesus certainly didn’t hang out with any Jews.
All the evidence suggests that Jesus had never met a Jewish person in his life.
He may, in fact, have spent his ‘missing years’ drunk at Craphappy’s bar,
if he wasn’t abducted by aliens from Mexico.
May-Tzu
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Citations
American Medical Association (AMA 11th Edition): May R. A man without a lobbyist …. May 2023; 11(3). http://www.in-sightpublishing.com/jesus
American Psychological Association (APA 7th Edition): May, R. (2023, May 15). Government and Growth. In-Sight Publishing. 11(3). http://www.in-sightpublishing.com/jesus.
Brazilian National Standards (ABNT): MAY, R. A man without a lobbyist …. In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal, Fort Langley, v. 11, n. 3, 2023.
Chicago/Turabian, Author-Date (17th Edition): May, Richard. 2023. “A man without a lobbyist ….” In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal 11, no. 3 (Summer). http://www.in-sightpublishing.com/jesus.
Chicago/Turabian, Notes & Bibliography (17th Edition): May, R “A man without a lobbyist ….” In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal 11, no. 3 (May 2023). http://www.in-sightpublishing.com/jesus.
Harvard: May, R. (2023) ‘A man without a lobbyist …’, In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal, 11(3). <http://www.in-sightpublishing.com/jesus>.
Harvard (Australian): May, R 2023, ‘A man without a lobbyist …’, In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal, vol. 11, no. 3, <http://www.in-sightpublishing.com/jesus>.
Modern Language Association (MLA, 9th Edition): May, R. “A man without a lobbyist ….” In-Sight: Independent Interview-Based Journal, vo.11, no. 3, 2023, http://www.in-sightpublishing.com/jesus.
Vancouver/ICMJE: Richard M. A man without a lobbyist … [Internet]. 2023 May; 11(3). Available from: http://www.in-sightpublishing.com/jesus
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